June 2013
Send me a color (anon or not)
Scarlet - I like you.
Teal - I’d date you.
Red - I love you
Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Purple - I miss you.
Blue - I want to meet you.
Lilac - You’re cool.
Brown - I don’t like you.
Green - I like your tumblr.
Black - I hate you
White - Delete your tumblr.
Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype
NO BUT SERIOUSLY
WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!
I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.
PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.
LITTLE-FOOT, NOOOO!!!
JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE
SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.
FUCKING QUETZALCOATLUS
1, 10, 19, 20, 24, 28, 36, 39, 45
01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
Time and their awesomeness
10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
Yep
19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
I do believe so
20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
Probably a lot of people
24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
Food
28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
Who says I’m not? Love isn’t a thing that just disappears. You just learn to live without that person.
36: favorite color?
Crimson
39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
I could name a few, because either I really like them, or they’re awesome cuddlers.
45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
I think so
WOAH INTERESTING QUESTIONS PLEASE
- 01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
- 02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
- 03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
- 04: what are you listening to?
- 05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
- 06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
- 07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
- 08: sex on the first date?
- 09: kiss on the first date?
- 10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
- 11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
- 12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
- 13: what are three things you did today?
- 14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
- 15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
- 16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
- 17: what is on your wrists right now?
- 18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
- 19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
- 20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
- 21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
- 22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
- 23: how have you felt today?
- 24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
- 25: what is wrong with you right now?
- 26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
- 27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
- 28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
- 29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
- 30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
- 31: what were you doing an hour ago?
- 32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
- 33: are you wearing jeans right now?
- 34: are you a patient person?
- 35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
- 36: favorite color?
- 37: did you have a dream last night?
- 38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
- 39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
- 40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
- 41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
- 42: do you like meeting new people?
- 43: are you afraid of falling in love?
- 44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
- 45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
- 46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.
if you seriously think that I would stay up watching tv shows until 4am you would be 100% correct
Play
2, 3, 4, 10, 15, 20, 22, 26
2: Rough sex or soft sex?
Generally, rough, but soft sometimes is good
3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
Probably, but thats for who I’m sleeping with to know
4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
I don’t really know, I haven’t really had sex in weird places
10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
I don’t believe so
15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
Slipped my footing and fell off the bed.
20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
Well, i’m gonna keep that to myself =]
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
I would, why not
26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
When a girl grabs the back of my hair in a commanding fashion, or kisses/bites my neck, or does those two together.
NSFW ASKS (Come on guys, do it ;) )
- 1: When did you lose your virginity?
- 2: Rough sex or soft sex?
- 3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
- 4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
- 5: Favourite sex position?
- 6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
- 7: Have you ever had any one night stands?
- 8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?
- 9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?
- 10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?
- 11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?
- 12: How often do you have sex?
- 13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?
- 14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?
- 15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
- 16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
- 17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
- 18: Are you into dressing up for sex?
- 19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?
- 20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?
- 21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?
- 22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
- 23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?
- 24: Would you have sex with your best friend?
- 25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)
- 26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?
- 27: Early morning sex or late night sex?
- 28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?
- 29: Favourite body part on the same sex?
- 30: Do you watch porn?
1, 5, 11, 38, 92
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
Yep
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
no =[
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
1-2
38. Who did you last call?
The last actual person I called was Tanika, but I had to call a conference call line this morning.
92. Do you want to get married?
I do believe so.
Reblog if it's okay if I anonymously confess something to you.
Cool wanna be nosy, do it! :)
- 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
- 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
- 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
- 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
- 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
- 6. What are you excited for?
- 7. What happened tonight?
- 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
- 9. Is confidence cute?
- 10. What is the last beverage you had?
- 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
- 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
- 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
- 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
- 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
- 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
- 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
- 18. The last time you felt broken?
- 19. Have you had sex today?
- 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
- 21. Are you in a good mood?
- 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
- 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
- 24. What do you want right this second?
- 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
- 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
- 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
- 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
- 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
- 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
- 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
- 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
- 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
- 34. Listening to?
- 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
- 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
- 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- 38. Who did you last call?
- 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
- 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
- 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
- 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
- 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
- 44. Do you tan in the nude?
- 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
- 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
- 47. Who was the last person to call you?
- 48. Do you sing in the shower?
- 49. Do you dance in the car?
- 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
- 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
- 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
- 53. Is Christmas stressful?
- 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
- 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
- 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
- 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
- 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
- 59. Take a vitamin daily?
- 60. Wear slippers?
- 61. Wear a bath robe?
- 62. What do you wear to bed?
- 63. First concert?
- 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
- 65. Nike or Adidas?
- 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
- 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
- 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
- 69. Ever take dance lessons?
- 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
- 71. Can you curl your tongue?
- 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
- 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
- 74. What is your favorite book?
- 75. Do you study better with or without music?
- 76. Regularly burn incense?
- 77. Ever been in love?
- 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
- 79. What was the last concert you saw?
- 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
- 81. Tea or coffee?
- 82. Favorite type of cookie?
- 83. Can you swim well?
- 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
- 85. Are you patient?
- 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
- 87. Ever won a contest?
- 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
- 89. Which are better black or green olives?
- 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
- 91. Best room for a fireplace?
- 92. Do you want to get married?
Play
go for it
- A: Who was the last person to piss you off? What did they do?
- B: Do you miss your ex? What would you do to get them back?
- C: If you had to choose between your best friend or your significant other dying, who would you choose?
- D: Everyone has a few demons, what's your worst one?
- E: Have you ever cheated on somebody?
- F: Are you a virgin?
- G: Do you believe in ghosts?
- H: If you knew your girlfriend/boyfriend would be truly happier without you, would you leave?
- I: If you liked someone with a terminal illness, would you still date them knowing they might not live much longer?
- J: If you sold your soul, what would it be for?
- K: Would you ever kill someone? What would be a good reason?
- L: Have you ever told a big lie, one that you felt bad for? Did you ever come clean?
- M: Is there anything that you'd never do for any amount of money?
- N: Would you consider yourself vain or narcissistic?
- O: Are you open minded, or do you judge people and things before you give them a chance?
- P: Politics, what are your thoughts on them?
- Q: Do you prefer peace and quiet, or loud chaos?
- R: Religion, what is yours? Do you believe in a god?
- S: What is your sexual preference (straight, gay, bi, pan, ace)?
- T: What is your favorite sexual position?
- U: Has anyone you knew ever died? If so, who?
- V: Do you ever want children?
- W: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
- X: Do you do drugs? Drink? Smoke?
- Y: Is there anything you wouldn't do for love?
- Z: Would you ever have sex for money?
You remind me of my toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
4, 6, 12, 14, 26, 27, 30, 31, 32, 34
So, I realized that I posted 2 asky things in a row. Not sure which one you’d like me to answer… so I guess I’ll just do both?
4 Had your ass licked?
no
4: do you drink?
nope
6: swallowed cum?
nope
6: age your mistaken for
uh, bearded 25-27, no beard… like 17
12: did a threesome?
yep
12: relationship status?
single
14:been in an orgy?
no
14:biggest turn offs?
Arrogance, ignorance, lack of creativity, not being adventurous
26: Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
nope
26: biggest pet peeves?
ignorance, blind hate, shitty drivers,
27:Let someone video tape you having sex?
no
27: A description of the girl/boy I like:
gonna be vague as always, shes cute, fun, smart, and just over all amazing.
30: Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
nope
30:What I hate the most about work/school:
my feet hurting at the end of the day
31:Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
ew, no
31: What my last text message says:
How are you?
32: Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
yes, not my best moment
32: What words upset me the most:
goodbye
34: Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
nope
34: What I find attractive in women:
a good smile, sense of humor, intelligence, independence.
Filthy Questions, get sexual!
- 1. Have you ever had intercourse?
- 2. Oral sex?
- 3. Licked an ass?
- 4. Had your ass licked?
- 5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
- 6. Swallowed cum?
- 7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
- 8. Had anal sex?
- 9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
- 10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
- 11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
- 12. Did a threesome?
- 13. Did a foursome?
- 14. Been in an orgy?
- 15. Been in a gangbang?
- 16. Had sex in public?
- 17. Snowballed?
- 18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
- 19. Licked or sucked someone’s toes?
- 20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
- 21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
- 22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
- 23. Reached on orgasm?
- 24. Watched porn?
- 25. Bought a dirty magazine?
- 26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
- 27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
- 28. Had sex without protection?
- 29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
- 30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
- 31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
- 32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
- 33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?
- 34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
- 35. Made someone pass out from sex?
- 36. Tasted your own cum?
- 37. Masturbated?
- 38. Let someone watch you?
- 39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
- 40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
- 41. Been eaten or eaten someone?
- 42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
- 43. Had sex in a vehicle?
- 44. Been caught having sex?
- 45. Paid for sex?
- 46. Used toys during sex?
- 47. Used food?
- 48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
- 49. Ever been dominated in bed?
- 50. Ever had a wet dream?
- 51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
- 52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
- 53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name?
Invade my privacy, if ya'd like ^-^
- 0: Height:
- 1: Age:
- 2: Shoe Size:
- 3: Do you Smoke:
- 4: Do you Drink:
- 5: Do you take drugs:
- 6: Age you get mistaken for:
- 7: Have Tattoos:
- 8: Want any tattoos:
- 9: Got any Piercings:
- 10: Want any Piercings:
- 11: Best friend:
- 12: Relationship status:
- 13: Biggest turn ons:
- 14: Biggest turn offs:
- 15: Favorite Movie:
- 16: I’ll love you if:
- 17: Someone you miss:
- 18: Most traumatic experience:
- 19: A fact about your personality:
- 20: What I hate most about myself:
- 21: What I love most about myself:
- 22: What I want to be when I get older:
- 23: My relationship with my sibling(s):
- 24: My relationship with my parent(s):
- 25: My idea of a perfect date:
- 26: My biggest pet peeves:
- 27: A description of the girl/boy I like:
- 28: A description of the person I dislike the most:
- 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend:
- 30: What I hate the most about work/school:
- 31: What y last text message says:
- 32: What words upset me the most:
- 33: What words make me feel the best about myself:
- 34: What I find attractive in women:
- 35: What I find attractive in men:
- 36: Where I would like to live:
- 37: One of my insecurities:
- 38: My childhood career choice:
- 39: My favorite ice cream flavor:
- 40: Who wish I could be:
- 41: Where I want to be right now:
- 42: The last thing I ate:
- 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately:
- 44: A random fact about anything:
I wish it wasn’t considered rude to interrupt someone’s story with, “I’m sorry, but I literally do not give a single shit about this.”
Wait…. it is?
reasons cats are great:
- purring
- they’re selective about who they’re affectionate to—so they really love you!!
- fluffy, pet forever
- winky cat kisses
- “I love you” headbutts
- swishy tail
- WHISKERS
- sit on your head
- sleep on your tummy
- sleep
- groom you with their scratchy tongue
- react to surprising things by leaping ten feet in the air
- CATS
