SO MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THIS NEW GAME SHE SAW AT E3 AND SHE SAID IT WAS WHERE YOU PLAY AS AN OCTOPUS AND TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND THIS IS IT
THIS IS FUCKING IT IM CRYING MY EYES OUT
I HAVE QUESTIONS.
are you fucking kidding me
Scarlet - I like you.
Teal - I’d date you.
Red - I love you
Pink - I could stay on your tumblr the whole day.
Yellow - You’re amazing.
Purple - I miss you.
Blue - I want to meet you.
Lilac - You’re cool.
Brown - I don’t like you.
Green - I like your tumblr.
Black - I hate you
White - Delete your tumblr.
Lavender - give me your mortal soul/skype
WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THE QUETZALCOATLUS?!
I MEAN, JESUS F. CHRIST.
PTERODACTYLS AIN’T SHIT NEXT TO THESE MOTHER FUCKERS. QUETZALCOATLUS FUCKING ATE BABY DINOSAURS FOR BRUNCH.
JUST IMAGINE SOMETHING AS TALL AS A MOTHER FUCKING GIRAFFE
SOARING THROUGH THE SKIES AT 80 MILES PER HOUR, AND THEN SWOOPING DOWN AND FUCKING EATING YOUR FACE OFF.
Reverse Gender Stereotypes at the Gym
“Don’t be a little penis” omg this was so great
And it’s funny because it’s easy to see how ridiculous it is when girls treat some of the guys the way they do in this video but then when guys do it to girls in real life it’s supposed to be like flattering or something omg wow this was A+ quality
01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
Time and their awesomeness
10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
I do believe so
20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
Probably a lot of people
24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
Who says I’m not? Love isn’t a thing that just disappears. You just learn to live without that person.
36: favorite color?
39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
I could name a few, because either I really like them, or they’re awesome cuddlers.
45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
I think so